Restaurant Sw7 tweets
Sincerely Tumblr
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
anthony spears
just found out there's a pizza restaurant a block away from my new house....... guess who'll be gaining 3000 pounds within the next week
Rude Comedian
*At a Restaurant * Would you like a table? Me: No, not at all. I same here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.
NBA Legion
While Paul Pierce was at a NY restaurant, he saw a guy wearing a Knicks hat and made him take it off.
Students Problems
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Katt WilIiams
You have never seen a McDonald's restaurant under construction. They just show up, ready for business.