Reuters Customer Zone tweets
OAKLAND RAIDERS
TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS! Punt is blocked by RB @RashadJennings and RB @J_Stew32 recovers in the end zone! #RaiderNation
Le Vrai Horoscope
La zone la plus sensible chez le #Taureau est le cou. Ils adorent les bisous à cet endroit.
Pendejos Jodidos
Zapping Zone era cuando estaban Peter el Generoso, Dani el Pintor y el Mono como camarógrafos. Cuando estaba Caro y Dani. No me jodan.
ABC7 Eyewitness News
Lakewood gas station customer punches clerk in face over Swisher Sweet cigar price http://t.co/FGru2tfamu Suspect sought
Skip Bayless
Steelers fall to 0-4 as Ben sacked/fumbled in red zone. But still have shot at stealing division at 9-7. Bengals, Ravens lose as favorites.
SportsCenter
DUUUUKE! Duke Johnson eases in to the end zone with a 4-yard run as Miami leads USF, 35-7. #MIAvsUSF
LifeFacts
When a girl replies with "aww thanks" it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from.