Rives Blanques White Wine tweets
Not Will Ferrell
Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"
Disney Words
Good friends are more important than anything else. –Snow White (Princess Stories)
Fill Werrell
Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you? Man: It's water *hands the cop the bottle* Cop: Sir, this is wine. Man: Jesus did it again!
Citizen Radio
On #CitizenRadio: White House tied to NSA oversight, gun violence in Chicago and causes of Detroit's power outages http://t.co/2CoiTgrBYg
GuyCodes
Uggs season. Pumpkin spice lattes. And a new iPhone... It's the white girl trifecta.
Total Frat Move
Walter White hazing Walt Jr. by making him take tequila shots until he pukes. #TFM
Carrie Bradshaw
I wish wine loved me in the morning as much as I loved it the night before.