Rmc Rockland Church tweets
Ellen DeGeneres
What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale. #ClassicJokeWednesday
Country Words
Funny how a melody, sounds like a memory. -Eric Church
UberFacts
Adults who go to church at least once a week are four times more likely to be virgins.
YA BOY BILL NYE
S/O to Galileo for standing his ground back in the day against the church, sayin "y'all MFs need science".
Barney Stinson
Jesus loves you... A kind gesture in church, but a horrifying thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Jean-Jacques Bourdin
Sur #RMC @dupontaignan: « Hollande devrait dire à Duflot de rejoindre son mari et qu’ils aillent fumer un pétard ensemble ».
Tedashii
The ministry of prayer is the most important service the Church can engage in. It is the most dynamic work God has entrusted to His saints.