Tweets about: Roomba 534 Pet

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That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.

12 years ago

#Virgos are one of those people who have many small pet peeves but if they love you they'll try to tolerate your faults.

12 years ago

ARAGON GP 2013 - Starting Grid : 1.Marc 2.Lor 3.Ped 4.Rossi 5.Bradl 6.Bau 7.Cal 8.Smith 9.Dov 10.Esp 11.Hay 12.Iann 13.Yonny 14.Aoy 15.Pet

12 years ago

Teacher: Did i give out homework? Class: No. Teacher's pet: Yes he did! Don't you remember? ALL OF THE CLASS: *Death stares* lmao

12 years ago

Accidentally stepping on your pet is the worst thing ever. THEY TRUSTED YOU

12 years ago

true love is when your pet comes to your room on its own

12 years ago

You are allowed to call the police if you ever see a pet alone in a hot car.

12 years ago