Round Table Hohenlohe tweets
James Yammouni
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Premier League
TABLE Here's a reminder of how the Barclays Premier League looks as we head into Matchweek 13... #BPL http://t.co/Hboq8Jw1Wu
Funny Tweets™
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
kathy
"friendly reminder that louis is turning 2-" *stands up* *flips table* *slaps u* *throws u out of the window* #mtvstars One Direction
Josh Cuthbert
Currently hiding under a table........waiting to scare someone.
Marius Listhrop
A blind man walks into a bar... And a table... And a chair.
Manchester City FC
FT. City 4-1 Everton. Good performance and deserved win for the young Blues against the side top of the table. Report to follow!