Tweets about: Round Table Hohenlohe

James Yammouni

*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

10 years ago

TABLE Here's a reminder of how the Barclays Premier League looks as we head into Matchweek 13... #BPL http://t.co/Hboq8Jw1Wu

10 years ago

*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

10 years ago

"friendly reminder that louis is turning 2-" *stands up* *flips table* *slaps u* *throws u out of the window* #mtvstars One Direction

10 years ago

Currently hiding under a table........waiting to scare someone.

10 years ago

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table... And a chair.

10 years ago

FT. City 4-1 Everton. Good performance and deserved win for the young Blues against the side top of the table. Report to follow!

10 years ago