Rowenta Vacuum Tn9210 tweets
TED
my mouth is like a vacuum, if you put food near it it'll be gone in .2 seconds
Speak Comedy
*When my parents are asleep* Me- "Shh! they're sleeping"... *When I'm asleep* Parents- "Let's vacuum the house for 3 hours"
Sarcasm :)
my mouth is like a vacuum, if you put food near it it'll be gone in .2 seconds
Sheldon Jokes!
my mouth is like a vacuum, if you put food near it it'll be gone in .2 seconds
Felicia Day
I just vacuumed the house. Then I cleaned the VACUUM out. Rinsed all the parts. I think I win at procrastination.
Helen Keller
Finished vacuuming the entire house. Just wish I had realized sooner that the vacuum wasn't turned on.
davidfrum
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