Ryodoraku Machine tweets
UberFacts
Laughing 100 times is the equivalent to a 10-minute workout on a rowing machine.
Kamolned
slot machine เล่นสด คือแน่น คือขนลุก คือน้ำตาจะไหล ช่วยรีทวิตหน่อยนะคะ
Alan Garner
Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
Patton Oswalt
Somewhere, Anthony Weiner weeps on an elliptical machine while Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" blasts in his headphones.
Deejay Combs
McDonald's ALWAYS claiming their ice cream machine broke
WikiLeaks
Seumas Milne: #NSA-#GCHQ machine is about global power, not protecting its citizens | Guardian http://t.co/YNHfMX8ayI #WikiLeaks #Assange
RT
PHOTO: #Russia showcases first ever machine gun capable of shooting both underwater & on land http://t.co/ji5n0Chi4Q http://t.co/8SiqY9fJqL