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One Direction

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10 years ago

Why do we eat eggs? I mean, a chicken did shoot them out of their bum hole, are we all forgetting that or do we just choose to ignore it?

10 years ago

Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends.

10 years ago

when you’re finally having a conversation with someone but then u send them a message and they don’t respond and you’re just like i blew it

10 years ago

'I TALK A LOT OF SH** WHEN IM DRINKING BABYYY' such a tune.. everyone go get 'Can We Dance' NOW! http://t.co/GqySCUBYzw @TheVampsband

10 years ago

Enjoying a quick sushi lunch alone in Atl-sadly one of my last.No more migratory ocean fish for me,no more tuna http://t.co/j4DxCiFtwK

10 years ago

I was pouring my smoothie into a cup and then I heard a bird squeak and then I questioned if I accidentally blended a bird. All good though.

10 years ago