Safe To Eat Salmon Raw tweets
Nick Jonas
Currently waiting on the plane in a remote parking area. I am safe. Praying for the victims of this shooting.
Alfredo Flores
Have a great Halloween everyone. Be safe tonight. Love.
Sarcasm
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days me: are those brownies
Melanie Iglesias
Let me check your Halloween candy to make sure it's safe to eat *eats all your snickers* okay it's good
Kevin McHale
"All I wanna do is eat this @FiberOne bar and pour coconut milk all over myself while I eat it." -@chordoverstreet, ladies & gentlemen!
Ariana Grande
Does anyone actually like candy corn? Personally, I'd rather slice open my stomach and jump rope with my own intestines than eat candy corn.
Funny Tweets™
do some families actually have “family game night” because my family doesn’t even eat dinner together