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Nick Jonas

Currently waiting on the plane in a remote parking area. I am safe. Praying for the victims of this shooting.

https://twitter.com/nickjonas

10 years ago

Alfredo Flores

Have a great Halloween everyone. Be safe tonight. Love.

https://twitter.com/AlfredoFlores

10 years ago

Sarcasm

me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days me: are those brownies

https://twitter.com/ComedyPosts

10 years ago

Melanie Iglesias

Let me check your Halloween candy to make sure it's safe to eat *eats all your snickers* okay it's good

https://twitter.com/MelanieIglesias

10 years ago

Kevin McHale

"All I wanna do is eat this @FiberOne bar and pour coconut milk all over myself while I eat it." -@chordoverstreet, ladies & gentlemen!

https://twitter.com/druidDUDE

10 years ago

Ariana Grande

Does anyone actually like candy corn? Personally, I'd rather slice open my stomach and jump rope with my own intestines than eat candy corn.

https://twitter.com/ArianaGrande

10 years ago

Funny Tweets™

do some families actually have “family game night” because my family doesn’t even eat dinner together

https://twitter.com/Lmao

10 years ago