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Sap Pilots Test Answers tweets

Students Problems

During a math test: me: my answer = 23 answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362 me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer

https://twitter.com/FactsOfSchool

10 years ago

Speak Comedy

In class: 1+1=2. Exercises: 1+2+1=4. Test: John bought 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.

https://twitter.com/SpeakComedy

10 years ago

Rick Warren

I don't have to know all the answers. I just have to know that God knows,that he's good and that he loves me.

https://twitter.com/RickWarren

10 years ago

Not Will Ferrell

#InHighSchool: Loudly turning the page on a test so people know you're ahead of them.

https://twitter.com/itsWillyFerrell

10 years ago

Crumpy Gat

When people ask stupid questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

https://twitter.com/CrumpyGat

10 years ago

Story Of My Life!

*answers the phone* *walks fifty laps around the house while talking*

https://twitter.com/TheFunnySayings

10 years ago

Motivation for Life

When we pray God hears more than we say, answers more than we ask, and gives more than we can imagine in his own time and own way.

https://twitter.com/MotivatedLiving

10 years ago