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Students Problems
During a math test: me: my answer = 23 answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362 me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer
Speak Comedy
In class: 1+1=2. Exercises: 1+2+1=4. Test: John bought 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
Rick Warren
I don't have to know all the answers. I just have to know that God knows,that he's good and that he loves me.
Not Will Ferrell
#InHighSchool: Loudly turning the page on a test so people know you're ahead of them.
Crumpy Gat
When people ask stupid questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.
Story Of My Life!
*answers the phone* *walks fifty laps around the house while talking*
Motivation for Life
When we pray God hears more than we say, answers more than we ask, and gives more than we can imagine in his own time and own way.