Tweets about: Sash Window Repaid

Steve Stifler

My girlfriend told me to see things from a women's point of view... so I looked out the kitchen window.

10 years ago

me: it’s too hot me: *opens window** in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

10 years ago

Don't worry United fans. Next transfer window Moyes will bring in the big dogs. Leon Osman and Seamus Coleman.

10 years ago

With a #Gemini you must be ready for anything, because plans go out the window when they decide there is something else more fun to do.

10 years ago

When I was younger I remember watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race..

10 years ago

JUST IN: Attackers killed some hostages this evening and threw them off the window when military choppers landed on roof #WestgateAttack

10 years ago

you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

10 years ago