Sashiko Machine tweets
Caitlin Moran
When people say "What's it like getting older?", I say "You feel more confident about putting 'dry-clean only' items in the washing-machine"
Grace Helbig
I'm at the airport listening to Florence and the Machine. Sorry to everyone on my flight if I seem super emotional and triumphant.
marc maron
Why do we keep shoveling garbage into the garbage burning engine of a machine that makes garbage?
Fact
There is a "Hug Me" Coca-Cola machine in Singapore which gives you a can of coke each time you hug it.
Sarcasm Machine
I strongly believe that when the crosswalk timer runs out a trapdoor should open and swallow the people who failed to make it across in time
Fakta Google
Di Belanda ada yang namanya vending machine pembuat kopi sendiri yg otomatis kalau ada orang menguap bakalan langsung keluar kopinya. #8D
ESPNcricinfo
Our reader Paul Mac on commentary feedback: "A bowling machine would have taken more wickets today." #IndvAus