Sattu Drink tweets
Tweet Like A Girl
I just want to live in the 50s and wear big skirts and go to diners and eat burgers and drink milkshakes and go to drive in cinemas
Patrick Ryan
A more accurate Gatorade commercial would be a really hungover dude in bed trying to drink it without sitting up all the way
Common White Girl
one of the most important thing i’ve learned in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
can you not
I just want to live in the 50s and wear big skirts and go to diners and eat burgers and drink milkshakes and go to drive in cinemas
Story Of My Life
93% of teenagers drink alcohol and do drugs. RETWEET if you like Apple Juice.
Funny Tweets ™
Me: I'm too drunk to drink more. Beer: Are you sure? Me: No.
Typical White Girl
I just want to live in the 50s and wear big skirts and go to diners and eat burgers and drink milkshakes and go to drive in cinemas