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Racial Draft
Blacks trade Drake after they find out he asked Jay Z if he knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Superstition Knows No Bounds: Near the campus of MIT in Boston, the 17-floor Microsoft NERD center is missing a 13th floor.
Guillermo A. Cochez
Cocaína en vuelo Air France tiene d punta y media a @NicolasMaduro ¿Q hacer con los 6 generales involucrados en el burdo negocio? Hará algo?
FC Barcelona
Min 76: Messi blows past two defenders and crosses it to Bartra, the center back does well to give Barça a three-goal lead. #FCBLive
Guillermo A. Cochez
Cuántos peces gordos cercanos a @NicolasMaduro estarán hasta las narices metidos en droga del avión d Air France?
Los Angeles Dodgers
Get out the tape measure -- Matt Kemp drills one to deep center field! #Dodgers lead 2-1.