Scarpe Hey Dude tweets
Kevin Durant
Hey @2K I'm tired of this 2K13! When you gonna give me #NBA2K14?
Patrick Ryan
A more accurate Gatorade commercial would be a really hungover dude in bed trying to drink it without sitting up all the way
Jimmy Tatro
Hey, Instagram is for pictures. Not screenshots of inspirational quotes. And if you think I'm talking about you it's because I am.
Cristiano Ronaldo
Hey guys. Thank you so much for your support on @realmadrid http://t.co/Ing0CmFPwL
Tyler Oakley
Hey Sydney, Australia... Whatcha up to this Saturday (September 28th) at 12pm? Wanna hang at Archibald Fountain in Hyde Park?
Students Problems
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, what's your makeup, crayola maybe?
Funny Quotes
"Lets watch a scary movie!" *3 hours later* "Dude, walk me to the bathroom..."