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Scratch Built Slot Car tweets

9GAG

Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.

https://twitter.com/9GAG

10 years ago

Grumpy Cat

when you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car

https://twitter.com/ExtraGrumpyCat

10 years ago

Deaf Greg

When a girl cries, it's not usually over one thing. It's built up anger and emotions that she's been holding in for too long.

https://twitter.com/MrMakeHerSmile

10 years ago

Because I'm a Guy

To "scratch" your balls is a false saying. It's more of a "pinch and roll"

https://twitter.com/CauseWereGuys

10 years ago

rob delaney

.@jayleno what if harrison Ford was called Harrison Chevrolet instead, this is a free car joke u can say while wearing denim

https://twitter.com/robdelaney

10 years ago

ESPN

Rashad Johnson lost part of his finger on Sunday. So the @AZCardinals built this honorary foam finger -> http://t.co/WawTEvRAE1

https://twitter.com/espn

10 years ago

Le Vrai Horoscope

La #Balance se rend souvent compte quand quelqu'un lui ment, mais ne dira rien car elle n'aime pas rendre les gens coupables.

https://twitter.com/LeVraiHoroscope

10 years ago