Scratch Built Slot Car tweets
9GAG
Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.
Grumpy Cat
when you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car
Deaf Greg
When a girl cries, it's not usually over one thing. It's built up anger and emotions that she's been holding in for too long.
Because I'm a Guy
To "scratch" your balls is a false saying. It's more of a "pinch and roll"
rob delaney
.@jayleno what if harrison Ford was called Harrison Chevrolet instead, this is a free car joke u can say while wearing denim
ESPN
Rashad Johnson lost part of his finger on Sunday. So the @AZCardinals built this honorary foam finger -> http://t.co/WawTEvRAE1
Le Vrai Horoscope
La #Balance se rend souvent compte quand quelqu'un lui ment, mais ne dira rien car elle n'aime pas rendre les gens coupables.