Sea Side Restaurant Santorini tweets
Darth Vader
Dear Government, If you stay shutdown, the Empire will take over soon. Sincerely, The Dark Side
SexLaws
I'd be more of a morning person if I woke up to you by my side.
UberFacts
Albert Einstein's last words were heard by no one else, except the nurse at his side who didn't understand German.
Xstrology™
#Leo's are very loving and caring but make no mistake, you don't wanna get on their bad side!
Girl Code
A plus side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and I won't judge you because I will also be in my pajamas
Helen Keller
The grass isn't always greener on the other side. Sometimes it's just as black as everything else.
SEXO 24/7
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