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Life Cheatings

To clear a stuffy nose easily you can push your tongue against roof of mouth, then press finger between eyebrows. Repeat 20 seconds.

10 years ago

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

10 years ago

I used to be a huge Crunch Berries fan, but every time I finish a bowl the roof of my mouth is bleeding. Not worth the pain.

10 years ago

Solar upstarts will lease you a roof-full of panels for the same price you pay your old-fashioned electric utility http://t.co/dCjkHB9PNS

10 years ago

“I don’t let go of concepts. I question them. Then they let go of me.” ~Byron Katie

10 years ago

"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine." -- Lord Byron

10 years ago

AppleCare+ Customers Can Now Get Repairs & Replacements While Abroad http://t.co/7vfj4EEfNF

10 years ago