Shadow Birds Prs tweets
Lights
I really appreciate garbage men/women. They work tirelessly to clean up after us dirty birds and don't get decent props. So... props.
Night Vale podcast
Remember to stop and smell the flowers. But know that the birds are watching you. They are always watching you. They do not trust you.
Life Cheating™
Learn to take control of a situation. Don't depend too much on anyone else. Even your own shadow can leave you in the darkness.
UberFacts
Birds won't actually abandon their babies if they smell humans -- That's just a myth.
Country Words
Shake it for the birds, shake it for the bees, shake it for the catfish swimmin' down deep in the creek. -Luke Bryan
Yaya Toure Facts
Yaya Toure once beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him. #ToureFacts