Shammy Pant Suit tweets
Wil Wheaton
Sorry, folks. The government is closed. The orange idiot in the suit out front should have told you.
Chelsea FC
Hi from Romania's National Arena. Following a good win for our U19s, here's hoping the 1st team can follow suit. #CFC http://t.co/zdh3t0jNin
Google Tips
How to get backstage at concerts: Wear a nice suit and walk quickly. People won't question you.
Spiritual Truths
When you change for the better, others will follow suit, do not expect them to change first, you must always act first.
Big Booty Probs
*Walks 2 steps* bathing suit bottom instantly becomes a thong #BigBootyProbs
Life Cheatings
How to get backstage at concerts: Wear a nice suit and walk quickly. People won't question you.
