Shape Ups Relaxer 42 tweets
Sarcasm
im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me
ESPN
The @tigers starting staff has 42 strikeouts in the first 4 #ALCS games. That's the most through the first 4 games of any series EVER.
LifeFacts
Everyone comes into your life for a reason, some for good or bad, they may shape us, break us, but in the end they make us who we are.
Teen Quotes!
A best friend is someone that came into your life, sticked with you through ups and downs and never left.
Bible Time
We know that [Jesus] really is the Savior of the world. -John 4:42
UberFacts
Pringles are technically not potato chips because only 42% of the chip is made of potatoes - The rest is rice and flour.
Country Words
God gave me you for the ups and downs. -Blake Shelton