Shawnee Mission Carpet Cleaning tweets
Funny Tweets™
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Hungry ?
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
First World Facts
When feeling depressed, do some cleaning. Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental ones.
Vogue Magazine
Happy Birthday @katyperry! Look back at her fun, fearless, and fashionable red-carpet looks throughout the years: http://t.co/AGEwU4zap0
Story Of My Life!
When I clean my room: 1% Cleaning. 28% Complaining. 71% Playing with stuff I just found.
Ann Coulter
Obama: MIssion Accomplished. CENSUS: Welfare Recipients Outnumber Full-Time Workers...
Fact
Zac Efron accidentally dropped a condom on the red carpet at the premiere of "The Lorax."
