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Sheraton Heatrow Parking tweets

Life Cheating

Want to park anywhere illegally? Save an old parking ticket and put on your car. Chances are they won't write you another one.

https://twitter.com/LifeCheating

10 years ago

Andrea Russett

how much time total do I spend walking around in parking garages looking for my car the world may never know

https://twitter.com/AndreaRussett

10 years ago

El Capitán Sarcasmo

— ¿Sabe inglés abuelo? — Claro. — ¿Estacionamiento? — Parking. — ¿Hijo? — Son. — Haga una oración. — Tengo Parking Son.

https://twitter.com/Supersarcasmo

10 years ago

Anjek Beng Matrep

Singapore is a fine country lah sial. You spit = Fine. Smoke = Fine. Illegal parking = Fine. Eat in Mrt = Fine. Cb, so fine country sia!

https://twitter.com/AnjekBengMatrep

10 years ago

Life Cheating

A handicapped parking spot needs a sign to be valid. If it just has a wheelchair painted on the ground, you can legally park there.

https://twitter.com/LifeCheating

10 years ago

Life Hacking

A handicapped parking spot needs a sign to be valid. If it just has a wheelchair painted on the ground, you can legally park there.

https://twitter.com/TricksAndHacks

10 years ago

Chris Kluwe

Drunk Superman is the well-meaning friend who throws your car into orbit to prevent a parking ticket and then cooks your cat by mistake.

https://twitter.com/ChrisWarcraft

10 years ago