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NOTSportsCenter
Calvin Johnson Madden ratings (1-99 scale) -Jump: 99999 -Catch: ∞ -Taunt: Laugh at Dez Bryant -Stiff Arm: You're gonna die -Overall: God
Girl Code
you text me I respond in 15 seconds then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later i'm still waiting for a response
Josh Cuthbert
For all you die hard fans out there...... Another way to help us this week.....TEXT the word ALBUM to 66010 for another copy of our album :)
Students Problems
School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.
Jared Earle
The Daily Mail are using Lou Reed as a cautionary anti-drugs tale. Don’t do drugs or you may die at 71, respected the world over.
Google Tips
Can't find your car? Put your lock key under your chin, your skull actually amplifies the signal and you'll be able to find it more easily.
Jimmy Carr
There’s debate about why we put the clocks back, but it’s so the dark evenings signal to British people they can start drinking earlier.
