Tweets about: Silvester Hamster Grusskarte

Ghetto Minion

me: *sneezes* everyone: someone else:*sneezes* teacher: bless you everyone: bless you class hamster: bless you obama: bless you

10 years ago

First rule of ADHD club: Never talk about..Nice hat. You ever own a hamster? I did. Died. Watch me do a cartwheel! Ok, who wants brownies?

10 years ago

"I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you threw my hamster across the room and yelled Pikachu I Choose You!"

10 years ago

Yo: Mamá compré un hámster y lo llamé hámster. Padres: ¿Qué? Amigos: ¿Qué? Obama: ¿Qué? Aliens: ¿Qué? Harry: ¡Copiona!

10 years ago

me: *sneezes* everyone: someone else:*sneezes* teacher: bless you everyone: bless you class hamster: bless you obama: bless you

10 years ago

Retweet if you think this small Mongolian hamster would be better at running UK economy than George Osborne http://t.co/oOgLCVFYxg

10 years ago

Is that a hamster sitting next to Justin.. http://t.co/mlZ6DVEsxO

10 years ago