Tweets about: Singer 495 Sewing Machines

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storeclerk: 'I'm sorry, you look like the singer of some band' me: 'that's ok, I understand, it's probably because I look like a huge tool.'

10 years ago

Cannabis? Controversy-loving singer Miley Cyrus lights up at #MTVEMA awards in Amsterdam http://t.co/wX3a0MBKbD http://t.co/1TmaU1fU3k

10 years ago

"grandpa I want to be a singer" "u will succeed Louis" 17 years later "u saw I did Grandpa.." #EMAzing One Direction http://t.co/xkYEprM7bw

10 years ago

Video: Katy Perry wins best female singer at #MTVEMA ceremony http://t.co/iIoOn1sFxF & http://t.co/VPOzoiwIat

10 years ago

New singer #Rebymel! Watch the video of her single #OutsideMyLove! https://t.co/- mCaYWrVLcl

10 years ago

Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions

10 years ago

They need to start putting alcohol in vending machines

10 years ago