Sleva Epilace Laser tweets
Leslie Chow
I got banned from laser tag today. Apparently you can't use a knife to save ammo.
Little Sister™
Típico: Dice 'Abre fácil' y terminas usando dientes, uñas, cuchillo, granadas, espada láser y machete.
Brian Dietzen
Laser pointers at Tony? Someone wants a cat to attack him!! #NCIS
Michael Ian Black
Has anybody invented a laser that etches your face on a ham? It would be called LaserHam.
WoW Facts
Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.
Puros Chistes!
Abre fácil y termine usando dientes, uñas, cuchillo, granadas, espada láser...
Top Conservative Cat
#DefundObamacare or else Ted Cruz will destroy the Earth with a laser from the Moon: http://t.co/kgdVxq5v7D http://t.co/QeyLHsvhuX