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Slovenia Water Level tweets

Not Will Ferrell

Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"

https://twitter.com/itsWillyFerrell

10 years ago

Fill Werrell

Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you? Man: It's water *hands the cop the bottle* Cop: Sir, this is wine. Man: Jesus did it again!

https://twitter.com/FillWerrell

10 years ago

Bad Advice Dog

The new iOS makes your phone waterproof! Test it out by throwing it in the water.

https://twitter.com/BadAdviceDog

10 years ago

Ashton Irwin

How come whenever you spill water, it always lands in your crotch region :(

https://twitter.com/Ashton5SOS

10 years ago

Life Hacks

Get a small pan and fill with water. Add some vanilla extract and cinnamon and put on the stove. Your house will smell like a bakery.

https://twitter.com/LifeHacks

10 years ago

Spiritual Truths

The flower will not grow without water, just the same as friendships, they will not grow beautiful without great love.

https://twitter.com/TheGodLight

10 years ago

TD Jakes

Don’t allow your past or present condition to control you. It’s just a process that you’re going through to get you to the next level.

https://twitter.com/BishopJakes

10 years ago