Slovenia Water Level tweets
Not Will Ferrell
Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"
Fill Werrell
Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you? Man: It's water *hands the cop the bottle* Cop: Sir, this is wine. Man: Jesus did it again!
Bad Advice Dog
The new iOS makes your phone waterproof! Test it out by throwing it in the water.
Ashton Irwin
How come whenever you spill water, it always lands in your crotch region :(
Life Hacks
Get a small pan and fill with water. Add some vanilla extract and cinnamon and put on the stove. Your house will smell like a bakery.
Spiritual Truths
The flower will not grow without water, just the same as friendships, they will not grow beautiful without great love.
TD Jakes
Don’t allow your past or present condition to control you. It’s just a process that you’re going through to get you to the next level.