Smart Ball Shoots Well tweets
UberFacts
If you play radio static, cut a ping-pong ball in half, tape the halves over your eyes and lie down, you'll start hallucinating.
UEFA.com
Would you like to win an official WU19 match ball? Just RT and we'll pick a winner from the first 1,000. Good luck! http://t.co/UmJCAzO8uX
Ricky Gervais
Sarcasm: A linguistic tool smart people use instead of hitting gorps in the face with a monkey wrench.
Sincerely Tumblr
me at school: no really i am smart i just don't feel like doing this
MIKA official
In car in London Wrecking Ball by Miley just came on. I actually LOVE this song.
Basketball Problems
That one teammate that shoots every time they touch the ball, but can't seem to make anything... #BasketballProblems