Smeg Washing Machines tweets
Kent Murphy
Went to the batting cages yesterday. I turned off all the machines and started beaning those peckerass kids in there practicing.
Unrevealed Secrets™
When showeing, you spend about 5% of your time washing yourself, and 95% reflecting and thinking about your life
Dapper Dude
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College Humor
They need to start putting alcohol in vending machines.
Bloomberg News
Your body is a plunderland: Cash-strapped Americans turn to selling hair, eggs, kidneys | http://t.co/AXnkbxvZh9
Alan Garner
*washing your hands* *sleeve starts falling down* ...no no no no No NO!
Businessweek
A new law requires harmful chemicals to be taken out of certain products such as baby shampoo and nail polish | http://t.co/h0jIvAU9lY