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Smeg Washing Machines tweets

Kent Murphy

Went to the batting cages yesterday. I turned off all the machines and started beaning those peckerass kids in there practicing.

https://twitter.com/coachkentmurphy

10 years ago

Unrevealed Secrets™

When showeing, you spend about 5% of your time washing yourself, and 95% reflecting and thinking about your life

https://twitter.com/UnusualFactPage

10 years ago

Dapper Dude

Last chance to #WIN Distinctive Wash designer washing powder sample packs http://t.co/MVP5E9r6MP #comp closes tonigh, Don't miss out!! RT

https://twitter.com/DapperDudeUK

10 years ago

College Humor

They need to start putting alcohol in vending machines.

https://twitter.com/_CollegeHumor_

10 years ago

Bloomberg News

Your body is a plunderland: Cash-strapped Americans turn to selling hair, eggs, kidneys | http://t.co/AXnkbxvZh9

https://twitter.com/BloombergNews

10 years ago

Alan Garner

*washing your hands* *sleeve starts falling down* ...no no no no No NO!

https://twitter.com/AIanHangover

10 years ago

Businessweek

A new law requires harmful chemicals to be taken out of certain products such as baby shampoo and nail polish | http://t.co/h0jIvAU9lY

https://twitter.com/BW

10 years ago