Smokey Eye Effect Max Factor tweets
Unrevealed Facts
Being called "Baby" has a positive effect on the female brain, causing instant emotional stress relief.
Ellie Goulding
Want to know what one gets up to after performing on the X factor? This obviously zoejervoise honjowe http://t.co/87HuhI6tbP
Max Scherzer
Worst post game interview tonight... Not the questions, couple of guys had some bad breath that could knock a horse out #tictac
Jennette McCurdy
Can't wait for my Tempest in a Teacup Shakespeare guest performance tonight! The show is sold out! Max Greenfield, Laraine Newman, ahh!!!
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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away
Because I'm a Guy
Does anyone else get in a crowded elevator & look at the max weight allowed and start mentally calculating everyone's weight?
Bo Burnham
*clones self* *gets in fight with clone* *kills clone* *goes home* *showers* *looks in mirror* *red light in left eye* I'M THE CLONE! NOOOO!