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Spoon Carvers Knife tweets

UberFacts

The sharper the knife you use to cut onions, the less irritating it will be to your eyes.

https://twitter.com/UberFacts

10 years ago

braden graeber

I’m tired of having to be the big spoon with my laptop. Sometimes I need to be held.

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10 years ago

Grumpy Cat

Tickle me and i'll tickle your neck with a knife

https://twitter.com/ItsTheGrumpyCat

10 years ago

Google Facts

A sharp knife does less damage to the cell walls of an onion, releasing less propanethial S-oxide, the irritant that causes you to cry.

https://twitter.com/GoogleFacts

10 years ago

Andy Milonakis

One time I ate alphabet soup and it spelled the word "MURDER" on my spoon, then Black Jesus appeared and took me on a Walmart shopping spree

https://twitter.com/AndyMilonakis

10 years ago

Fact

The sharper the knife you use to cut onions, the less irritating it will be to your eyes.

https://twitter.com/Fact

10 years ago

Lukaku Facts

Lukaku once dug a hole with a spoon. It's now more commonly known as the Grand Canyon. #LukakuFacts

https://twitter.com/Lukaku_Fact

10 years ago