Spot Prevention Poisson tweets
Barack Obama
The #TeaPartyShutdown couldn't stop #Obamacare, but it has halted the nation's flu prevention program. http://t.co/ehi81Do0vb
Katy Perry
And now, my fifth and final finalist: Pickerington High! http://t.co/3ETTse2JYU #ROAR #GMA
Sarcasm
IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO SHAVE UR LEGS WITHOUT MISSING A SPOT THATS MY QUESTION FOR THE UNIVERSE
Funny Tweets ™
It doesn't matter how old you are... If a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you die on the spot.
Helen Keller
Always checking my blind spot while driving #safedriver
Gary Lineker
Whatever happens, England will be brilliant. Tactics spot on, passing superb, spirit exemplary, faultless in every way. Come On England!