Tweets about: Spy Door Viewer

Sarcasm

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH"..

10 years ago

Me: Hey close the door. Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters* Me: *dying whale noise*

10 years ago

As long as you hope in God the door is open for change. -Joyce

10 years ago

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “IT’S A NO FROM ME"

10 years ago

*sees bus* *runs for it* *driver closes door on my face* *bang on the door* *no reply* *loads of people see* http://t.co/emh3miyUQA

10 years ago

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

10 years ago

Knock, & the door will be opened. -Luke 11.9

10 years ago