Star Wars Spaceship Paper tweets
AQUARIUS
#Aquarians build their own road rather than following others. They don't need to make an impression because they are a star
Darth Vader
No matter how good or bad the new Star Wars movie is, at least it won't have sparkling vampires in it.
The White House
4 ways you can #GetCovered: 1. http://t.co/GNfbftrfo3 2. Call 1-800-318-2596 3. Mail a paper app 4. Apply in person http://t.co/SGAjS6mpxr
Jim Gaffigan
I think Papa John's might just be a cover for the Charmin Toilet Paper company.
UberFacts
People read as much as 10% slower from a screen than from paper.