Stormguard Letterbox tweets
The Poke
Fool neighbours into thinking there's an owl in their garden by shouting, "THERE'S AN OWL IN YOUR GARDEN" through their letterbox at night.
Mr. H
Buang handphone sudah. Dari sekarang kalau kau nak bebual dengan aku, kau post surat kat letterbox sial. 5 hari baru aku hantar surat balik.
NSW Police
Don’t let someone steal your identity - 1. Shred unneeded documents 2. Remove documents from car 3. Lock letterbox. https://t.co/p03RhbFNpl
The Ruminator
RT @kimcooksforyou: I didn't even think their letterbox was even that crappy. Can it receive letters? Yes. Job done. #ttrttpt
Dirk Thrust
@ganglesprocket Both wrong. A catamite is the letterbox, rather than the postman. You're thinking of pederast, I believe.
Kim
I didn't even think their letterbox was even that crappy. Can it receive letters? Yes. Job done. #ttrttpt
