Strategico Call Of Duty tweets
Men's Humor
You call it "Road Rage", but I call it "Aggressively maneuvering around idiots who don't know how to drive".
Life Cheating™
If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room in which its located.
Teen Quotes!
Some may call it destiny. Some may call it meant to be. But I just call it you-and-me.
Rap Like Lil Wayne
got an STD from Hannah Montana... call it Miley Virus.
Jenny Johnson
I'm sorry Kanye, but you can't name your baby North West, then call yourself a "creative genius."
Rude Comedian
Lil Wayne be like: Pushed a nun in a wheelchair, call that Virgin Mobile
Rap Like Lil Wayne
Spilled juice on one of my Jordans... Call it Juicy J
