Tweets about: Stromtarif Swim

Story Of My Life!

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce.

10 years ago

Harry forgot tha you can't swim or expose new tattoos in to the sun for at least two weeks.

10 years ago

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

10 years ago

Questions non-swimmers ask: 1. "Will you swim at the Olympics?" 2. "You know Phelps?" 3. "Does shaving really help?" 4. "Are you ever full?"

10 years ago

Swimmers: can swim long sets for 2 hours everyday. Swimmers: get winded walking up the stairs.

10 years ago

The lord heard our prayers. “The Boondocks” Returns to Adult Swim January 2014! http://t.co/P4TPOwffiA

10 years ago

Whoever invented 7:00 am swim meets for 9 year olds on Saturday mornings should be DROWN! #GoodNight

10 years ago