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i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

12 years ago

Every 5 yrs we replace more than half of our friends with new ones. Friendships that last 7 yrs tend to last a lifetime.

12 years ago

Packers TE Jermichael Finley in ICU after his neck injury. He has not had surgery as of early this a.m. and status uncertain. Monitoring.

12 years ago

Any friendship that exceeds the 7 yr mark is more likely to last an entire lifetime.

12 years ago

So happy for @Kelly_Clarkson & her new husband. This is beautiful. Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this http://t.co/D1CgGrIZev

12 years ago

Every 5 yrs we replace more than half of our friends with new ones. Friendships that last 7 yrs tend to last a lifetime.

12 years ago

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

12 years ago