Synchronous Serial tweets
Sarcasm
When I'm home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
Story Of My Life
When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
Untold Secrets
Statistics show that you are more likely to be killed by a family member than by a serial killer.
Ashley Fink
I'm the ONLY person in this movie theater & someone just walked in and sat right next to me. Its safe to assume he's a serial killer, right?
Bernardo Erlich
Grassi dice que como son sólo dos casos no es pedófilo serial. O sea: no le molesta lo de pedófilo pero sí lo de serial. ME VUELVO LOCO
CNBC
Depending on their serial numbers, some $100 bills will likely fetch $1,000 or more on secondary markets: http://t.co/uct3lsAjYk
Sarcasm
When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
