Tamarindo Weddings tweets
UNIMAGINABLE
People kiss at weddings because kisses were used in ancient times to seal contracts.
The New York Times
What song did you select for your first dance? Share it with @nytimesvows here http://t.co/WBfhiDbEry
Facts In Your Face
Bridesmaids were first put into weddings to confuse the evil spirits as to who the real bride was - Bringing a happy life-long marriage.
Ace Ventura
I hate when old people poke me at weddings and say, "you're next". So I've started doing it to them at funerals.
José Barreras
En el Tamarindo y la Nicasiera apenas llueve colapsan las calles. La AlcaldÃa no limpia los bucos en la zona rural http://t.co/j4wOve8E7x
Subie 3.4
I love Asian weddings simply for all the drama and bad mouthing after they're over.
It's @SomalianSavage
Paki weddings be like 'you may now bump noses'