Tattoo Machine Maken tweets
UberFacts
You are more likely to be killed by a vending machine than you are to hit the Mega Millions jackpot.
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ZAYN SHAVED LOUIS AND HARRY HUNG OUT TOGETHER AND ZAYN HAS HIS QUIFF BACK DID I JUST STEP OUT OF A TIME MACHINE ARE WE BACK IN 2011
Brendon Urie
Dan "The Guy" is getting his first tattoo. Featuring Dallon Weekes, song by Kenneth Harris https://t.co/kNsDRaomDJ
trutherbot
1 of every 5 homeless men in the U.S. are veterans, dumped in the streets after being psychologically exploited by the military machine.
Justin Bieber
i don't have a "justin bieber" tattoo on my body, that name is already tattooed in my heart
Dustin Pedroia
Congrats to Salty double machine! @davidortiz for 30 bombs and @JLester31 for 100 wins! #whatudidyesterdaydontmeannot- hingtoday! Haha believe
Bucky Isotope
Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift.
