Ted Collier Projecteur tweets
Charles Garcia
Sen. Ted Cruz breaks political crockery – right and left http://t.co/yxVuz4MmfK (- @charlespgarcia)
Jay Bilas
Did anyone really expect the NCAA to finally reveal its decision on Miami before Ted's wife was revealed on "How I Met Your Mother?"
Carl Icahn
Sold block of NFLX today. Wish to thank Reed Hastings, Ted Sarandos, NFLX team, and last but not least Kevin Spacey: http://t.co/BRWpKOBfD2
Senator Ted Cruz
We've got out of control debt & Obamacare because career pols in both parties aren't listening to the people https://t.co/HHweufPyrO
Soy Ted™ !
-Mira esa tiene cara de tonta - Esa es mi novia - No, la de la izquierda - Es mi hermana -No, la otra - Es mi mamá – Ok, mátame
The Daily Show
#TDSBreakingNews Cruz jokes 'Nigerian email scammers' are running Obamacare site. Proving Ted's as bad at our job as he is at his own.
Frases de HIMYM
Mira, si no quieres decirme qué te pasa, está bien. No necesito saberlo. Pero nunca podrás impedir que intente animarte —Ted
