Tele Star Shop tweets
Darth Vader
The Death Star will not be destroying any planets this week, the Empire is shutdown.
VeryBritishProblems
Worrying you look like you’re pocketing a chocolate bar every time you put your phone away in a newsagent’s shop
FC Barcelona
Cesc: "Neymar is very talented. He is a star in the making - he's already a star. He can make a difference now and in the future." #FCBLive
Big Time Rush
Rushers! @jamesmaslow is up for @PopCrush's hottest star of 2013 and it's a VERY close race! Have you voted yet?? http://t.co/5S3qGNQ7wt
Story Of My Life!
Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.
SportsCenter
NBA announces 2016 All-Star game will be played in Toronto. The game will be in New Orleans this season and New York in 2015.
The Guardian
Wannabe Jedi Knights rejoice! Scientists have discovered how to bind photons to create Star Wars lightsabers http://t.co/qywaXtMTp2
