Temporary Food Vendor Florida tweets
Barack Obama
The #TeaPartyShutdown is making our food less safe. This must end now: http://t.co/ajyfQoadRE
What The F*** Facts
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.
Condescending Wonka
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
Real Talk
If she's comfortable around u she'll tackle you, sing to u, be weird around u, dance for you, scream at you, take ur food & be mean to you.
Funny Tweets!
when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever
Justin Duncan
I hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts making explosive noises so I check and it's still cold. Why you gotta be so childish?
