The Perfect Thing Antiques tweets
Kevin Bridges
Wee shout out to all the school weans tonight, just heard the antiques road show theme there. A devastating "school in the morning" anthem.
Female Pains
reasons to be a mermaid: -no periods -no pants and perfect hair and you get to lure men into their death also, free clam bra
FAT AMY
The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.
Perfect Boyfriend
I'm a girl. I cry for stupid boys. My room is a mess. Sometimes music is my only friend. I'm not perfect. I will never be. But I'm me.
Female Struggles
reasons to be a mermaid: -no periods -no pants and perfect hair and you get to lure men into their death also, free clam bra
