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The Sandpaper Man tweets

Natalie Afsar

definitely spoke to the weirdo sandpaper-wanking human centipede 2 man on the phone today #creepy

http://twitter.com/NatAfsar

13 years ago

misanthrope. ♏

man said the girls hands felt like sandpaper and gravel **

http://twitter.com/CHVNTELL

13 years ago

Hannah Burrill

@Becky_Taylor_ oh my goD IT'S TRUE tho! why on sandpaper and who's writing is that oh man so many questions i wanna know the story behind it

http://twitter.com/HannahBurrill

13 years ago

Derrick Johnstone :

My nose is in actual tatters man. Combination of the flu & Tesco value hankies... Would have been as well wiping my bogeys on sandpaper!

http://twitter.com/wastedlittle_DJ

13 years ago

Aaron Downey

RT @Ladiesofbeard: To the #girls who like a clean shaved #man .. Might as well go kiss sandpaper. #beardlovingladies

http://twitter.com/xxallcapsragexx

13 years ago

Therealbeardedladies

To the #girls who like a clean shaved #man .. Might as well go kiss sandpaper. #beardlovingladies

http://twitter.com/Ladiesofbeard

13 years ago