The Sandpaper Man tweets
Natalie Afsar
definitely spoke to the weirdo sandpaper-wanking human centipede 2 man on the phone today #creepy
misanthrope. ♏
man said the girls hands felt like sandpaper and gravel **
Hannah Burrill
@Becky_Taylor_ oh my goD IT'S TRUE tho! why on sandpaper and who's writing is that oh man so many questions i wanna know the story behind it
Derrick Johnstone :
My nose is in actual tatters man. Combination of the flu & Tesco value hankies... Would have been as well wiping my bogeys on sandpaper!
Aaron Downey
RT @Ladiesofbeard: To the #girls who like a clean shaved #man .. Might as well go kiss sandpaper. #beardlovingladies
Therealbeardedladies
To the #girls who like a clean shaved #man .. Might as well go kiss sandpaper. #beardlovingladies
