Theater Car Insurance tweets
Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.
when you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends.
"Any young person who doesn't have health insurance can stay on their parents health insurance until they're 26 years old." —President Obama
Starbucks spends more money on health insurance for its employees than on coffee beans.
95% of Americans live in states where average premiums in the new insurance marketplace will be lower than projected: http://t.co/qxNxak33vl