Tweets about: Thinnest Atom Laptop

True Tweets

mom: can i borrow your laptop? me: *deletes history* me: *logs out of twitter* me: *closes chrome* me: *opens internet explorer* me: sure

12 years ago

RT and follow for you chance to win a gorgeous Hellmann laptop bag!! #win #comp http://t.co/WOcX8sTUXS

12 years ago

Mom: "Can I see your Twitter?" Me: "WHAT TWITTER?!" *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*

12 years ago

boys fall for me because i trip them with my laptop charger

12 years ago

mom: can i borrow your laptop? me: *deletes history* me: *logs out of twitter* me: *closes chrome* me: *opens internet explorer* me: sure

12 years ago

—Oliver Atom, llegas tarde al entrenamiento ¡Dos vueltas al campo! —¡NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

12 years ago

Log off Twitter, close laptop, get into bed, grab phone, check Twitter.

12 years ago