Thinnest Atom Laptop tweets
True Tweets
mom: can i borrow your laptop? me: *deletes history* me: *logs out of twitter* me: *closes chrome* me: *opens internet explorer* me: sure
HellmannLogisticsUK
RT and follow for you chance to win a gorgeous Hellmann laptop bag!! #win #comp http://t.co/WOcX8sTUXS
Rude Comedian
Mom: "Can I see your Twitter?" Me: "WHAT TWITTER?!" *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
Rude comedy
mom: can i borrow your laptop? me: *deletes history* me: *logs out of twitter* me: *closes chrome* me: *opens internet explorer* me: sure
PETER PARKER
—Oliver Atom, llegas tarde al entrenamiento ¡Dos vueltas al campo! —¡NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OneMoreJoke
Log off Twitter, close laptop, get into bed, grab phone, check Twitter.